Sponsor |  LightChaser | Nov 28, 2004 9:53am | Former Canadian Prime Minister Pierre Trudeau's response to learning that Richard Nixon called him an a-hole:
"I've been called worse things by better men." |
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Sponsor | | anb | Nov 28, 2004 8:14pm | Me, to many of the guys I have dated:
"I've been blown off by better than you."
what a weenie, huh? |
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Sponsor | | Biba | Dec 2, 2004 6:51pm | ''Tell him I've been too fucking busy - or vice versa.''
- Dorothy Parker, when asked why she had not delivered her copy on time. |
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 |  188679 | Dec 2, 2004 7:55pm | dont give me dose manson lamps.
tony soprano to ritchie A. |
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Sponsor | | Biba | Dec 2, 2004 8:02pm | A young man began a correspondence with Mozart, and the following was said:
Q: "Herr Mozart, I am thinking of writing symphonies. Can you give me any suggestions as to how to get started."
A: "A symphony is a very complex musical form, perhaps you should begin with some simple lieder and work your way up to a symphony."
Q: "But Herr Mozart, you were writing symphonies when you were 8 years old."
A: "But I never asked anybody how." |
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| | 188679 | Dec 2, 2004 8:04pm | i didnt tell ya, must be none of your fuckin buisness then.
bob stogner
speaking of manson lamps
just kiddin. |
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Sponsor | | Biba | Dec 7, 2004 4:02pm | Lewis Morris (on being overlooked for the poet laureateship):
'It is a conspiracy against me - a conspiracy of silence. What should I do?'
Oscar Wilde:
'Join it!' |
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Sponsor | | Ozymandiaskok | Jan 27, 2005 11:09am | "Americans? Why - too many wide open spaces surrounded by teeth"
Ozymandiaskok |
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Sponsor | | LightChaser | Feb 5, 2005 11:44am | "Plato was a bore." Friedrich Nietzsche
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." Leo Tolstoy |
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